The image I’ve chosen is from one of my favourite designs from Weird Fish Clothing. I believe it’s discontinued now, but it wouldn’t surprise me if it comes back.
It’s a great way to describe life as a Bellyboarder.
There’s a lot more awareness of wooden bellyboards since I first started making them. They’ve featured in newspaper articles and TV programmes. But you are going to stand out from the crowd when you take your bellyboard to the beach. Even on surf beaches.
People are only used to seeing Bodyboards/Boogieboards, so when you rock up with your piece of plywood, they’re going to be confused. And there will be an element of competitiveness from the Boogers. You’ll notice that they will be trying to catch more waves and ride for longer. It won’t be blatant and obvious, but they’ll be comparing their wave count and distance travelled with yours. (In my experience, you’ll be better 😜) After a while, they’ll leave the water, still unsure of what you’ve been riding.
Please Don’t Call Me Greta
Obviously, there’s an environmental reason for wooden bellyboards. They do last longer and are more sustainable. Because of this, some Boogers will look at you as an Eco Warrior and think that’s the only reason for using a bellyboard. I don’t have any issue with good quality bodyboards. I only have a problem with the polystyrene ones. Bodyboarders and Bellyboarders are both in it for the same thing – catching waves and getting stoked.
Charlie Brown’s Teacher
If someone does ask what you are riding, don’t expect them to understand! All any foot surfers will hear is the same as Charlie Brown’s Teacher – Wuaah Wuaah Wuaah.
So remember this, regardless of any strange looks or odd questions you may get from those around…
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